The revelation instills calm.

My name is Hersh. I speak the third most Italian.
sophomore(s) choking the network from a laptop at Kirkland.

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break my arms around the one i love.

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Mar 23rd at 1PM / via: klaus-baudelaire / op: lawngreen / 142,096 notes

41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

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I’ll eat you up I love you so.

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Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

Mar 20th at 10AM / via: klaus-baudelaire / op: talesofnorth / 34,554 notes

"Bedtime Story", Jeffrey Whitmore (via arbryna)

i have a whole anthology of stories in 50 words or less, and this one’s in there!

(via persisting)

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Mar 16th at 11PM / via: deputybillolson / op: dwsc / tagged: Her. / 3,527 notes

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Mar 16th at 11AM / via: klaus-baudelaire / op: westindianlows / 144,148 notes

westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

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Mar 16th at 1AM / tagged: archer. / 21 notes
I love Netflix.

I love Netflix.


andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

fewociouslilkitty:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

guys: fight each other all the time

girls: support each other and share hand cream

Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.

maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.

Once you get this, you must share 5 random facts about yourself. Once you've done that you must send this to 10 of your favourite followers!(: 

1. My favorite color is blue.

2. I once got lost running in my own neighborhood.

3. I’ve been hit by a car while riding my bike.

4. MIA’s “YALA” is the only song I’ve listened to today.

5. I have never had a romantic relationship last more than three months. 


Mar 12th at 2PM / via: deputybillolson / op: bobbymoynihans / tagged: Andy Samberg. / 8,794 notes

I had that conversation once with Lorne Michaels. He says the thing you’re known for will be in quotes in the middle of your name. He’s Lorne “SNL" Michaels, and I’m Andy "Dick in a Box" Samberg. If that’s how it goes down, that will be A-okay.
I had that conversation once with Lorne Michaels. He says the thing you’re known for will be in quotes in the middle of your name. He’s Lorne “SNL" Michaels, and I’m Andy "Dick in a Box" Samberg. If that’s how it goes down, that will be A-okay.

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philosophicallust:

togifs:

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This is an hilarious video.

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