what the hell am i looking at?
"My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. You, on the other hand, well, you’re a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone, and you will never, ever be on that billboard."
go google search “beyonce net worth” right now immediately
For some reason, we would expect nothing less from the Meyers brothers.
Now see what makes them totally different.
Mary Lambert - Secrets
Yes girl! Love it <3
we were never really dating, we were never really not dating. we didn’t know. no one knew. all you’d know for sure is that you’d always find one of us next to the other, even if we weren’t getting along. - mindy kaling (x)
Spike Jonze playing with Maurice Sendak’s chicken
I think I’ve had a crush on Spike Jonze longer than I’ve had a crush on anyone else.
Alexander Wang photographed by Andreas Laszlo Konrath for New York Magazine, August 2010
Have any of you ever read any spike jonze interviews because they are literally torturous the boy cannot do press to save his life !
nicki and bey really tryna start a fucking militia of supercharged black girls or something bc i swear to the living GOD every time one of them drops something i start making plans to better my life like “ooh i need to register for classes and moisturize my hair and drink more water and start working out and eat more dark leafy greens”
Hari Kondabolu (via mattst0ne)
A brilliant metaphor
My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.”